Last Chaos Poetry: Ode To The Pony

Ode to the Pony

Something of beauty, so glad that is mine.
Oh sweet trinket you look so divine.
I went in to town as my curiosity grew,
You see, today, I found something new.


Small, gold and black, wonders abound,
It seems quite rare so I asked around.
All through the town I said ‘Oh where might,
I find someone wise and glean insight.


To Jajan everybody did shout,
So off to Dratan I set out.
I had been there before, I new the way of course,
Now if only I had myself a horse.


After a long hard walk, my feet red raw,
I looked upon Dratan’s walls in awe.
I found with easy the man I sought,
And showed him the thing that I had brought.


He smiled at me and opened it wide,
I watched in amazement for inside,
Was a pony all brown and newborn.
Oh where were you went I set out this morn?


Told I was of how big it would grow,
Marking its age with a heavenly glow.
I’m told to feed it leaves, waves and rocks
It eat such strange things, this horse in a box.



So I set out planning to feed it so well,
To teach how to give those mobs hell.
It runs at my heels and picks up my gold,
It shakes it’s head and neighs so bold.


But now the wonder is all lost and gone,
As I slap wolves, on and on and on.
Will you ever grew up you bane of my life.
Teaching you things is such trouble and strife.


That’s it I have had more than enough,
I’ve done with this grind, with killing stuff.
Come to town oh beautiful horse of mine,
I’ve task for you in which you should shine.


That’s it sweet thing, I know you can do it.
Easy there boy, whoa boy and sit.
This nice old man is going to see,
If you can finally be of use to me.


And now my friends we have reached the end,
Of my tale of a creature that drove me round the bend.
No more grinding, I’m back to my adventuring roots,
In a beautiful handcrafted pair of Nightmare boots.






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Metalcowboy pony 0 Oct 18 2007, 1:45 PM EDT by Metalcowboy
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i like my pony because when im being owned by a pandora and i have it out it tends to hit my pony instead and i can just heal it so i can kill them wooooop
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